Late Afternoon humor.

Yeah, thank God for fucking Fridays. The weekend can’t get here fast enough for me Aside from doing inventory, not a lot is going on. Did I say inventory One pecker, one pussy, 2 balls, 2 tits, =_ Dagny:We talk to each other over dm almost every day and we’re planning on hanging out with each [...]
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Hollie:
Finally after 3 months, I decided to stop torturing myself and him, and ended us talking, saying we could still be friends.
(17 June 2017)

Hollie:
During this time, I introduced him to my best friend and her parents allowed her to hang out with him, so they did, with me stuck at home.
(17 June 2017)

Hollie:
I told him at the beginning we couldn t be together, but we kept talking for about 3 months.
(17 June 2017)

Hollie:
He was into me, I was into him, but we only went so far as holding hands due to my strict parents.
(17 June 2017)

Hollie:
Ok so, at the beginning of my sophomore year of high school, I met this great senior guy, and we immediately hit it off.
(17 June 2017)

Criselda:
My boyfriend doesn't know if he wants a girlfriend or not?
(17 June 2017)

Kym:
Women, is it funner to have boobs or a vagina?
(17 June 2017)

Kym:
Which is the more awesome body part to have?
(17 June 2017)

Wendi:
When can you drink after you have done cocaine?
(17 June 2017)

Wendi:
Should i just let him do what he wants or how long after only doing one line is he ok to drink.
(17 June 2017)