Can I fuck your ass?

Top 5 instant messages or emails that will not work with me:“Can I fuck your ass?” … is the number one pickup line that will not work on me. And yes, I get that one almost on a daily basis; my p_ Yi:I feel that my friends do not care about me!!! Help!! :(?(24 August 2016) Yi:But [...]
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Laree:
I have a few speakers that have bluetooth capability, but I'm not sure how to make the music fade?
(29 August 2016)

Tomiko:
My boyfriend stared at me then smiled?
(29 August 2016)

Rebekah:
Why do some people talk at you, don't really carry a conversation. Just talk and talk?
(29 August 2016)

Rebekah:
When I threw a couple of things in here and there he just looked at me, and then began talking about himself again.
(29 August 2016)

Rebekah:
He then began talking to me again, like he did last time, he talked about his 16 year old daughter a lot.
(29 August 2016)

Rebekah:
I said no and that I was out of town.
(29 August 2016)

Rebekah:
He said I havn't seen you in a while, I hope I didn't scare you off.
(29 August 2016)

Rebekah:
Well today I went back, he saw me and came over to me.
(29 August 2016)

Rebekah:
I wanted to avoid seeing him, because I felt stupid with what I said Also, I myself, do think he's cute.
(29 August 2016)

Rebekah:
After this happened I actually took a week off from the volunteer place.
(29 August 2016)