The Joke Thread

A mugger told me I should turn the other cheek, so I turned around and farted in his face._ Millicent:This guy asked me on a date a couple months ago.(20 August 2016) Jamila:Ladies why do you do this?(20 August 2016) Jamila:Does she like me as more than a friend or not?(20 August 2016) Jamila:Why is she saying that I’m [...]
_

Cierra:
I get nervous and anxious especially around new people and girls.
(27 August 2016)

Marcelene:
Why would he cheat on me? How can I prevent it from happening again?
(27 August 2016)

Marcelene:
How do I find the strength to forgive him for this?
(27 August 2016)

Marcelene:
How can I prevent him from doing it again?
(27 August 2016)

Marcelene:
What could I have done differently?
(27 August 2016)

Marcelene:
What did I do wrong to drive him to a different woman?
(27 August 2016)

Marcelene:
He swears he loves me, but I don't know if I believe it.
(27 August 2016)

Marcelene:
I cook, clean, and provide money for income.
(27 August 2016)

Marcelene:
He offered to quit his job and he deleted all of his social media for a day....but even then...I can't look at him the same.
(27 August 2016)

Marcelene:
Him and her actually said more about me but honestly, I don't think I have the strength to type it.
(27 August 2016)